10 rules to dating my daughter

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Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been.Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on his subject is "early."Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.

10 rules for dating my daughter Get a job Understand I don�t like you I�m everywhere You hurt her, I hurt you Be home 30 minutes early Get a lawyer If you lie to me, I will find out She�s my princess, not your conquest I don�t mind going back to jail Whatever you do to her, I will do to you T Shirt. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside.   I sincerely doubt that the three S's would need ever be discussed with anyone they would bring to the house...but just in case, I think it's really great psychology to be cleaning the 1911's or the 870's when their latest flame comes calling:   He'll either want to plan a mutual hunting trip, or he'll go packing!Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

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