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Closely followed by teacher, marketer and physician.Alas, swiping right isn’t just about looking buff in your picture after all; nowadays you need to have brains as well as brawn.On a side note, it’s a real steal at 0, considering Vitamix blenders are incredible and cost upwards of 0. You've never been happier, and he says he's never been happier, and for the first time, you know you're in love. He makes three times as much as you, but you want to prove you're not after his money. To acknowledge how illusory everything is, even human connection. A few days later, this Vitamix arrives at your door. He wants to be the hero of this story: ‘I got this girl an epic birthday gift and then we broke up.’ He wants me to remember him fondly. I had fleeting Hollywood fantasies about smashing it in the street, but that's for waif-bots. Yet, sitting on my microwave, it looks exactly like the Wappen & Kladden building. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender - 0 (Brooklyn) is how she titled her post, which included a picture of the anonymous woman giving the blender the finger. Here is her hear wrenching post in full, in which she describes the demise of the relationship before promising to include the five-year warranty and a recipe book with the sale: “Never date a corporate lawyer. You match him on Tinder and give him a chance even though he ghosted you after one date. One night you watch a movie about the futility of monogamy, and he freaks out. The guy who committed to 80-hour work weeks for nebulous reasons is scared of commitment. A corporate lawyer can predict the future from a mile up his own a**. Either he wants you back, or he does not understand the human species. If you can’t take it, don’t waste her billable time!“When someone tells you dating a lawyer is just like dating anyone else, they are lying!

Lawyers can be highly objective in the most subjective situations, which is a double-edged sword. Because they are used to being objective, lawyers might be cold and lack affection sometimes, but this doesn’t mean your date doesn’t like you. Another thing you need to know about lawyers is they get over-excited over free-time plans, simply because they have so little free time.

You never get an explanation for this beyond ‘I was looking for something specific,’ which sounds like another lawyer or some Woody Allen-esque waif-bot, but most Brooklyn dudes want that, so f**k it. He apologizes, claims to hate , and laughs at all your jokes. Not like other corporate lawyers, you tell your friends, who smile painfully. The guy who asked to meet your family after you said it would be okay to wait, because commitment can be scary, is now scared of commitment.

You imagine your brother and dad, who only met one other boyfriend and hated him, discussing this the way people discuss natural disasters. Now a whole different penis will have to enter her.’ But you know something has changed. You remember that you're not Gal Gadot and that people are as interesting as you let them be.

I mean at this point, the goal might just be to get her to send you some uncopyrighted nudes, but the principles will still apply here. Female lawyers spend all day surrounded by old men telling them what to do, feeling high powered and drinking lots of coffee.

You need to present a female lawyer with an alternative to her normal 8am – 8pm. All you need to understand is that she probably has hundreds of management consultants, doctors and software engineers lusting over her 24/7.

This might be too straightforward for you, but after dating a lawyer for a year and a half, I know that lies have no room between you and your legal expert.

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