If you’re at the office and she texts you early afternoon, wait until you finish work. Love Panky talked more about picking the right time to text her here. It just ain’t cool and she won’t think you care about her if you don’t get back until the next day.
If you do reply to her one day later don’t be surprised if she doesn’t text back because you simply don’t deserve it. It’s ok to continue an ongoing joke you had going when you met her, but if you stick to the same joke for too long, it’ll get old.
Just don’t be a creep and invite us to kick you in the shins. She will strap on those running shoes and will be sprinting by your side. So she brings in the fat = fit equation in her life by making up for all the hogging in the workout department. Plus, since she doesn’t starve herself either, she can hold the booze too! Noticed the number of fleshrockets wanting to drill what you got? Plus, most of us have a rib-cracking sense of humor – so we are sure splitting those flies wide open – one way or the other. Cuddly-snuggly There’s a reason baby got back got so famous.
She won’t even say no to juice cleanses once a week. You see more cushin’ for the pushin’ is always welcome.
If you are fat like me, or used to be like some other lucky ex-members of our club who probably bribed the weighing scale to flash skinny, you know the forever-itch to lose weight. Shedding those extra pounds so we don’t have to hide in the shadows, be whisked to dorm rooms and apartments under the cover of night, and then, sent right back in the wee hours of the morning lest some frat bro or roommate belittle the conquest of our douchebag date, used to be our ONLY wish in life. No, I am not ranting – coz I myself find the bitter ‘’ kind of token consolatory refrains mean and derogatory! But there is an undeniable stigma attached to dating a fat girl – like we can be ‘oodles’ of fun to pick for a night but never worthy of being on your arm on date nights or introduced to your friends, much less grace wedding pictures! Or even if you do, you have the know-how for dating one.
I am also done dating the tonnes of others who’d deny that I am fat and insist that I am beautiful! To the men – Dating a fat girl may not fall under your quintessential notion of ‘achievement.’ But who made skinny girls queens of the world anyway!
But most of all, I think you haven’t ever been told ‘why’ to date a fat girl!
Generally speaking, lesbians are a very soft people and should probably get some sort of lotion sponsorship. Seriously, what the hell happens to straight cis men's cargo shorts? Your life together is basically 50 percent talking and 50 percent fucking, and it rules.8. The whole world if your spare change jar were full of tampons. You can go to the same dressing room or gym showers, and no one cares. People think you have amazing, otherworldly sex all the time. But also you lie around and eat snacks while watching TV, and that part is equally cool. You both know it's a complex show with a lot of good and a lot of bad, and somehow you've both seen every episode because there are, like, four shows on TV with lesbian characters and you get that.14. Will the braid look like it was done by a drunken bird?
Not every lesbian wears makeup, so you may still have to bring an overnight bag with you sometimes, but if you're in need of lotion, oh, this girl's got you. Straight cis boy hair is often one of two haircuts: "I need a haircut" or "I got too much of a haircut." Lesbian hair is either: "This is the coolest haircut ever and I know it and you know it" or "This is an incredibly weird haircut and yet you can't stop thinking about making out with me, can you? And it will never be a pair of American Eagle cargo shorts with 19 holes in the crotch that look like bullet holes. When you're dating a girl, you can take all that time you'd spend explaining this shit to a guy and spend it on cuddling instead.6. That's not to say that there aren't lesbians who will make you feel like shit about your body, because lesbians are people and some people (and therefore some lesbians) are assholes, but for the most part, the women you're dating know what cellulite is, they know where body hair grows, and they're not going to fault you for having the body of a human being. You enjoy talking to each other just as much as you enjoy having sex with each other. And then have sex after because of all that boob touching, etc. You can scream-sing dorky lesbian anthems together. isn't the perfect time to belt out Four Non Blondes' "What's Up"? No one can make fun of and also defend with you like she can.
Even if your girlfriend dresses in a completely different way than you do or has a completely different body type, she still probably has something for you to wear if you need it. There's only so much that a cis guy can understand what you mean when you talk about sexism at work and how the first day of your period feels like an anvil is crushing your lower body and street harassment.
Probably from all that readily available lotion, man. Even some of the butchest lesbians have that shit on lockdown. You can tell each other anything and they'll actually understand.
There’s only one thing you need to remember when texting girls: Always text with a purpose – to arrange a meet up. BONUS: If she’s not texting back, Take This 2 Minute Quiz and see if you still have a chance to get her texting back and on a date. So don’t wait until the next day to text a girl, or the day after that.