Just don’t be a creep and invite us to kick you in the shins. She will strap on those running shoes and will be sprinting by your side. So she brings in the fat = fit equation in her life by making up for all the hogging in the workout department. Plus, since she doesn’t starve herself either, she can hold the booze too! Noticed the number of fleshrockets wanting to drill what you got? Plus, most of us have a rib-cracking sense of humor – so we are sure splitting those flies wide open – one way or the other. Cuddly-snuggly There’s a reason baby got back got so famous.She won’t even say no to juice cleanses once a week. You see more cushin’ for the pushin’ is always welcome.Also, this way, when you’re fresh in her mind, she’ll remember you right away next time your number pops up!She’ll also feel more comfortable about your text interaction with her because you already started texting her when you were with her. (your name).” Not typing her name in the first text can make her think you’ve forgotten it.Sure, dating a skinny chick may seem like something to brag about – but both you and I know that REAL relationships need more than plain vital stats. 😉 Today, I will answer the big, fat ‘WHY’ about dating fat girls.Not because this is my written plea for dates (I am happily dating a man who tells me I am fat beautiful, and loves all the inches spilling my outsides), but because some of you might be making my fellow sisters struggle with the same sort of body image issues I had in the beginning. Goodbye calorie counting Whether you are eyeing the pot roast or want a draft beer, we aren’t counting calories – not even yours.They will snap out without help from you – but you need to pull your brains out of the trashcan too! So, you can dig into as many sumptuous dishes as your heart craves, and on top of it, we will give you company. The adventure’s on With a fat girl by your side, you will never have to worry about any of those outdoorsy stuff on your to-do list before you hit 30. Sure Never ever do you have to worry about ordering those cocktails, margaritas or any other drink that Skinny Marg orders. Unlike delicate darlas who need you to ‘protect’ them, we are tough cookies who do not snap in two in the face of difficulty.So for those of you who are too ashamed of dating a fat girl, maybe this will help open those locked trashcans a bit: 1. We will greet you with a smile and perhaps, be more forthcoming with the digits to dial. Also, we know all the best places to eat, without burning a hole in the pocket. She is an adrenaline junkie and will never say no to any adventure – coz hey, she isn’t worried about breaking her heel and twisting that ankle. Workout buddies and more A fat girl is aware of the importance of being fit. A fat girl is going to sit with you, downing pitchers of beer like a bro. Sure, we have our moments where we cry help – but more often than not, we will do it just to massage that male ego of yours! We will rip-your-pants with laughter and more Ever walked about with your bootilicious babe arm-in-arm at the supermarket?
Because there will never be a meet up if you keep making any one of these 21 mistakes. The 3 day rule is nonsense, in fact, our Dating Metrics survey revealed 89% of women want to be first contacted within 48 hours.
It will remove her anxiety about texting you the next day and means you can start comfort building a lot easier. Also using words like “beautiful”, “gorgeous”, etc.
You may think you’re complimenting her but she’ll just think you call all girls “beautiful” or “gorgeous”.
If you are fat like me, or used to be like some other lucky ex-members of our club who probably bribed the weighing scale to flash skinny, you know the forever-itch to lose weight. Shedding those extra pounds so we don’t have to hide in the shadows, be whisked to dorm rooms and apartments under the cover of night, and then, sent right back in the wee hours of the morning lest some frat bro or roommate belittle the conquest of our douchebag date, used to be our ONLY wish in life. No, I am not ranting – coz I myself find the bitter ‘’ kind of token consolatory refrains mean and derogatory! But there is an undeniable stigma attached to dating a fat girl – like we can be ‘oodles’ of fun to pick for a night but never worthy of being on your arm on date nights or introduced to your friends, much less grace wedding pictures! Or even if you do, you have the know-how for dating one.
I am also done dating the tonnes of others who’d deny that I am fat and insist that I am beautiful! To the men – Dating a fat girl may not fall under your quintessential notion of ‘achievement.’ But who made skinny girls queens of the world anyway!
Read on to discover the 21 shocking mistakes men make when texting girls, so you can stop burning numbers and start getting dates! Text her immediately after getting her number – within fifteen minutes after you meet her is good.