Even though I may seem like an out of touch, “old geezer” I will find out the truth and trust me, I do know how to Google someone.
Also, I have a very large yard with an over-sized shovel. My daughter is an extension of me and if you underestimate me than you are definitely underestimating her.
If she is not okay with this and you make her upset, I will have to find several new methods to make you upset as well.
Rule #7 If my daughter is not ready when you come to pick her up do not complain, do not fidget, and do not roll your eyes-get used to waiting.
He ate with us at Easter and even brought flowers and a dessert. That said, this is still my daughter we’re talking about and I’m not naïve. No father likes to see his daughter cuddled with a boy.
He might be a well-adjusted young man full of the right things, but I was not at his age, and I know all the angles. Control the public displays of affection and in private too.
I escaped it for 17 years of parenthood, but the odds were always stacked against me.However, to make certain that your clothes do not accidentally slide off or spontaneously explode off your body due to being too tight, I will take my staple gun and fasten your jeans snugly in place to your waist.Rule #4 In today’s world, sexual activity among young people is becoming rather common place.Please don't be embarrassed but you look ridiculous and so do your friends.I realize that you are just following the latest trends because you aren’t original in your choices so let’s come to a negotiation: You may come to the door with your under clothes showing and your pants too big or too small, and I will not comment.There will be no text messaging, video chatting; late night cell phone calls either because I will be watching…everything.